A Monster With No Name
Today, I decided to check up on a topic close to many, many people's hearts (or loins), MASTURBATION. But I figured it may be too boring for some, so I linked it for those interested instead.
( Masturbation is the manual excitation of the.... )
I shall tell you a story now. The title of the story is called, A Monster With No Name. Here it goes:
A long, long time ago, in a fairytale land, there was a monster without a name. The monster wanted a name so badly, so he went on a journey to search for a name. But the world was so large that he split into two to make his journey. One went to the west, one went to the east.
The monster who went to the east found a village. There, he met a blacksmith.
"Mr Blacksmith, please give me your name." said the monster.
"You cant give away your name." replied the blacksmith.
"If you give me your name, I'll enter you and give you strength."
"Really? If you can make me stronger, I will give you my name."
So the monster entered the blacksmith, and he became the strongest man in town. But one day he said, "Look at me, look at me. Look at how big the monster inside me has become." Crunch crunch! Chomp chomp! Gulp! The hungry monster ate the blacksmith from inside out, and he returned to being a nameless monster.
Even when he entered Hans the shoemaker, Crunch crunch! Munch munch! Chomp chomp! Gulp! He returned to being a nameless monster. When he entered Thomas the hunter, Crunch crunch, munch munch! Chomp chomp! Gulp. He returned to being a nameless monster once again.
The monster came to a castle looking for a wonderful name. In the castle, there was a sick boy. "If you give me your name, I will give you strength and make you better again."The boy nodded and the monster entered the boy. The boy became very well. The King was so pleased, "The prince is well! The prince is well!"
The monster liked the boy's name. He also liked living in the castle, so even though he was very hungry, he endured. Everyday his stomach growled, but he endured it. However, one day he was so hungry that he said, "Look at me! Look at me! Look at how big the monster inside me has become!" The boy ate all the servants and even the King. Crunch crunch! Munch munch! Chomp chomp! Gulp!
Since there was no one there anymore, the boy went on a journey. For days he kept on walking until one day, he met the monster who travelled to the west.
"I have a name," the boy said, "It's a wonderful name too.
"The monster who went to the west said, "I dont need a name. Im happy even without a name. We just have to accept that we are monsters without a name." Then, the boy ate the monster who went to the west. He finally had a name, but all the people who could call him by that name had disappeared.
And Johan was such a wonderful name too.
Adapted from Monster, episode 37, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ezvN5j4yS8&search=monster%20with%20no%20name
``larcenciel
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